The Cast Of Characters In This Splendid Spectacle! | |
 The Bride She's found the goy of her dreams! |  The Groom He's getting too old for this — NOT! |
 The Best Man The groom's brother-outlaw. |  The Maid of Honor She's gorgeous, she's a doctor — and she's available! |
 The Proud Papa He gave the bride away without reservation. | |
The Sisters of Honor | |||
 The Doctor |  The Chanteuse |  The Dedicated Nurse |  The Harmonic Healer |
The Flower Children | |
 Molly Shana punim #1 |  Havi Shana punim #2 |
The Officiating Clergy | |
 The Reverend Master of Vaudeville Ceremonies. (acolytes available at a slight extra charge) |  The Neoprimative Hindu Just for luck. |
The Parties Behind The Party | |
 Our Wedding Planner |  The Food Guy |